CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP US BREAKDOWN HON. PATRICK OBAHIAGBON'S GRAMMAR?

After the total disgrace at National assembly yesterday, this is what Patrick Obahiagbon has to say....

"The Presidential invasion of the National Assembly which was unscrupulously executed by its pursuivant Inspector General Of Police had all the trappings of an entente raid and executive rascality which is deservable of an acidic excoriation and corrosive pummeling.  

"The impeachment gambit is however a frankeinstous yoyo with a potency for an erebus prone whirligig."

• Please English teacher, we need your help....